Bad Dragon Dildos: The Ultimate Guide (& Product Reviews)

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If you like to experiment with fantasy dildos or you’re part of the furry subculture, you might have heard of a little-known sex toy brand called Bad Dragon.

These guys make some of the craziest, most unusual, and most interesting fantasy-themed dildos on the market. Their award-winning products are all super realistic, high-quality, and, in many cases, outright bizarre.

If you’re interested in learning more, or you want to get your hands on a Bad Dragon dildo of your own to spice up your bedroom antics and make your wildest fantasies a reality, look no further. We’ve got everything you need to know right here!

What Is Bad Dragon?

Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc. is one of the leading fantasy-themed sex toy manufacturers based in America. They’ve been making premium, platinum-cured silicone fantasy dildos since way back in 2008. And in that time, they’ve gained a reputation for excellence.

What makes them different from other sex toy manufacturers is that their products are aimed exclusively at fantasy fans. All of their dildos are modeled on different make-believe dragons and other fantastical creatures, with each dreamed up in the wild imaginations of their expert designers and artisans.

In line with their brand mission of ‘making fantasies real,’ they really go all out on bringing these mythical beasts to life. Each dildo comes with a complete bio and backstory of the dragon it’s modeled on in order to make the experience more ‘real’ for their customers.

Aside from dildos, Bad Dragon also sells other sex toys such as penetrable toys, packers, Lil’ Vibes (smaller dildos/vibrators) Lil’ Squirts (small dildos/lube applicators), and other merchandise and accessories.

Why People Love Them

Amongst hard-core fantasy fans, Bad Dragon dildos are legendary. There are plenty of reasons why; here are just a few of them.

Visually Appealing Products

Bad Dragon sells some of the most dynamic, intricately-designed dildos you’ll find anywhere. Their talented artists use a unique mold making technique to create incredibly intricate designs that are highly-textured and imaginative.

The attention to detail on their dildos is something else; every bump, ridge, and vein is carefully constructed to be visually striking and realistic. If dragons existed, this is what their dicks would look like.

But you and your partner don’t necessarily have to be into that kind of thing to enjoy the designs either. Fantasies aside, the unusual textures and striking designs of Bad Dragon dildos alone are enough to make them an attractive sex toy to some people.

Superb Quality

Bad Dragon dildos don’t just look the part, they feel it too. The brand is known for pushing the envelope with materials and technology and producing very robust, durable, high-quality toys at competitive prices.

Bad Dragon dildos are manufactured in the USA using top-quality platinum-cured silicone, so you know you’re getting a well-built toy. They’re so durable that they can even purportedly withstand intense temperature fluctuations, so if you like to experiment with temperature play, it might be worth adding a Bad Dragon dildo to your toy collection.

Body Safe

The silicone used to make Bad Dragon dildos is body-safe. That means their dildos are hypoallergenic, non-toxic, and generally safe to insert into your body, which is pretty important.

Customization

Another reason fans love Bad Dragon dildos is the extensive customization options available. All Bad Dragon products are cast by hand, so you can tailor your dildo to fit your exacting requirements. Choose your own firmness, size, color, and style based on your own personal preferences.

A Buyer’s Guide

There are dozens of dildos available in the extensive Bad Dragon catalog, and it can be tough to know where to start. To help you to sort through the mess, here are some factors to consider when choosing your dildo.

Shape

Bad Dragon dildos can get a little crazy. They range from the vaguely anatomically accurate to the completely alien. Not all of their ‘dildos’ are penis-shaped either; there are tongues, tails, and even tentacles on offer.

The shape plays a huge part in the overall experience. Think about what you or your partner would be comfortable with and how the different textures and bulges might feel and choose something that fits the bill.

If you’re a newcomer to fantasy dildos, you might want to start with something a little more ‘vanilla’ to be on the safe side. It’s cool to experiment, but these dildos can get expensive, so you don’t want to fork out on something crazy right off the bat only to find it doesn’t feel good later and subsequently never use it.

Size

All Bad Dragon dildos have customizable sizes, and the options range from mini all the way to XL. Sizes differ in both length and circumference. For reference, their ‘Crackers’ dildo has a 5.5” total length and circumference in ‘mini’ size and goes all the way up to 12.75” length and 13.25” circumference in ‘extra-large’ size.

As you can see, XL dildos are no joke. If you’re a size queen and you’re up to the challenge, go for it, but make sure that you’re honest with yourself about how much you can handle. Again, you don’t want to buy something that you can’t use.

Also, bear in mind that vaginally, anything over 9.5” is probably not going to fit all the way in. Anally, the sky’s the limit, but be careful as anything over 10” can be risky.

Firmness

Bad Dragon dildos also typically feature customizable firmness levels. You can choose how hard or soft you want your dildo to be based on your personal preferences. There are three solid firmness options: Soft, Medium, and Firm.

Soft is the most squishy firmness level and will compress and bend very easily. Depending on the type and size of dildo you buy, it might struggle to stay upright on its own at this firmness.

Medium firmness dildos are a little more difficult to compress and won’t bend as easily but are still fairly squishy, while Firm dildos will be very difficult to compress and easily hold their own shape. If you bend them, they tend to spring back very quickly.

A good rule of thumb is the bigger the toy, the softer the firmness should be. I’d recommend choosing Soft for large and XL dildos and Firm for small and mini dildos. Ultimately, though, it’s up to you.

There are also two other ‘split firmness’ options worth knowing about: Split Film and Split Wide. Split Firm dildos feature Medium-firmness shafts and Firm bases while Split Wide dildos feature Soft shafts and Firm bases. These last two firmness options are only available on select dildos.

Suction Cups

Another factor to consider is whether or not you want your dildo to come complete with suction cup. You can optionally add this feature to your dildo for an additional fee, but only some models are compatible.

A suction cup sticks to the bottom of the dildo so that it can be attached to any surface for ease of use. You can attach it to a chair, table, wall, mirror, floor, or anywhere else to go hands-free, and it’ll stay in place.

Cumtubes

Some Bad Dragon dildos are compatible with ‘cumtubes.’ A cumtube is a narrow plastic tube that runs through the center of the toy and can be used to simulate ejaculation and is an optional extra on certain compatible dildos.

You can fill the cumtube up with faux-cum or lube and squeeze it at the perfect moment to add an extra layer of authenticity to the experience. If this is something you’re interested in, make sure you choose a compatible product.

Colour & Design

Bad Dragon offers some really groovy color customization options. If you’re not happy with the default look of a certain dildo, you can change it! There are lots of interesting marbles, coatings, fades, metallics, and pearlescent colors available. You can even choose glow-in-the-dark colors.

Sample Sets

Bad Dragon dildos don’t come cheap, so before you invest in one, try it out by ordering a sample set. Sample sets are available for first-time customers and allow you to see how the material feels, squishes, and moves before you make your purchase.

You can squeeze the sample in your hands, bend it, and play with it in your hands to see how it feels in different firmness levels. This will help you to pick a firmness that you’re happy with.

Where to Buy

The best and only place to buy Bad Dragon dildos is through the official website. While you might be able to find similar or imitation products on sites like Amazon, these aren’t going to be from the official manufacturer, and you can never be sure of the kind of quality you’re going to get.

The good news is their website is a pretty great shopping portal to use. Each product page has a description of each of the sex toys, specifications, details about the physical attributes, and various customization options.

Users that want to learn more about the creature behind the plastic can activate ‘Fantasy Mode’ to replace standard product descriptions with immersive stories, images, and descriptions that tell you more about the dragon himself. There’s also a 3-D interactive model of each dildo that you can use to get a good look at the toy from different angles.

Top 10 Best Bad Dragon Dildos

To help you to find the right product for you, we picked out what we think are the top 10 best Bad Dragon dildos available and reviewed them below.

1. Nocturne

Our overall favorite Bad Dragon dildo is Nocturne, a dildo that won the prestigious AltPorn ‘Best Novelty Toy’ award back in 2016 – and it’s clear why.

Nocturne looks downright intimidating. Everything about this dildo is intense. The dangerous-looking spikes on the base, the challenging knot, the striking bulges along the shaft… it all comes together in one exhilaratingly frightening package that is sure to get those juices flowing.

And all that detailing isn’t just for show; it feels great too. You’ll feel every bulge and ridge as you slide the tapered tip in. The initial girth is plenty, but when you reach the knot, things get really intense really fast.

You can choose between over 20 different preset colors or design your own custom colors, but my personal favorite is ‘Nocturne’s Signature,’ a striking mottled purple that glows faintly in the dark.

2. Pearce

Next up, we have the Pearce dildo – another AltPorn award winner. Pearce took home the prize in 2017, and again, we can see why.

Pearce is a big guy – a really big guy. The girth on this dildo is incredible, which makes it an excellent choice if you’re a fan of thickness. It’s a little more ‘realistic’ than some of Bad Dragon’s more exotic offerings and looks almost human – emphasis on the almost.

Aside from the whopping girth, Pearce has a few other features that make it special. The Prince Albert piercing on the lifelike tip is one such feature. It gives the tip a nice, naughty twist that adds texture and feels great. The shaft itself is subtly textured with throbbing veins that add texture without looking too out-there.

The realistic base comes complete with a legit-looking ballsack that slaps against you when you use it, so if that’s something you enjoy, then you’ll love Pearce.

3. Ika

If Pearce was a little too vanilla for your tastes, take a look at Ika. Ika – another AltPorn 2017 award-winner – is about as far away from a regular dildo as you can get. Unlike traditional dildos, it’s not even remotely penis-shaped; it’s a tentacle dildo.

As such, it features an unusual wavy curved shape with a very narrow point that widens out dramatically near the base for a unique thrill. The base is sturdy and gives you a lot of control, while the curvature of the shaft, sucker pads, and ridges create the perfect mix for intense g-spot stimulation.

It’s certainly not for everyone, but if you’re feeling particularly wild and want to try something extraordinary, give Ika a whirl – you won’t regret it. Again, there are plenty of customization options available. I’d recommend Ika’s Natural color, a marbled mixture of metallic sand and purple teal that glows purple and aqua in the dark.


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4. Echo

Echo is an interesting character and winner of the ‘O’ awards. Like Pearce, he’s a little more ‘human’ looking, so he’s a great choice for those new to fantasy dildos.

Echo’s head is unique and gradually increases in girth. Unlike most dildos, the widest point is actually somewhere in the middle rather than near the base. The ridge in the middle of the shaft is highly textured and followed by a medial ring a little further down, which is sure to take you over the edge.

The base, complete with huge testicles, is very sturdy and easy to grip. Overall, it’s the perfect dildo for both vaginal and anal play, with great g-spot stimulation.

5. Apollo

Apollo has more bumps and grooves than I’ve seen on any dildo, ever. The wacky, wavy, tantalizing ridges flow in different directions all along the shaft every few millimeters for never-ending stimulation.

Other features that make Apollo stand out from the crowd are its unique head, huge side bulge, and shortened shaft. The tip is unusual in that it has a conical shape, which helps to open you up so that you’re ready to take the huge girth that follows.

You’ll find it hard to contain yourself as you move over the dozens of bumps and intriguing textures, eventually reaching the enormous knot towards the lower middle of the shaft that really stretches you out.

I’d recommend this dildo for size queens and anyone who enjoys a lot of girth and knots.

6. Meng

Who says all dragon dildos have to be terrifying monstrosities? Meng is less scary, and actually a little, dare I say it, cute.

The dildo is less of a plastic penis and more of a miniature dragon. The tip and glans are the head, and the shaft is its long, winding, powerful scaled neck. The design itself is really nice, with intricate detailing and texturing and a fantastic color scheme.

But don’t be fooled by his sweet looks, this guy packs a mean punch too. They say good things come in small packages, and Meng is the perfect example. The bumps and knots along his neck (shaft) will give you a nice filling sensation as he slithers into your cave. I’d recommend rotating him around inside to make the most out of all those textures.

The tapering is pretty gradual, and the girth is modest at best, so it’s a good choice for anyone who’s still working their way up or looking for something a little smaller.

7. Chance (Flared)

Chance is hung like a horse – literally. This stallion-themed fantasy horse dildo is also Bad Dragon’s biggest offering. It’s the longest of any Bad Dragon toy, and boasts some impressive girth too, which makes it a great choice for those who like it big.

The most striking feature here, though, is the pronounced flared head. It slides in with a satisfying pop before narrowing in at the shaft. Towards the base, there are two medial rings, as well as lots of subtle veins and other lifelike features that add texture.

If the flared head is a little intimidating for you, there’s also an unflared version available with a more tapered head, so check that out.

8. Winston’s Tongue

Winston’s Tongue is another incredible design from the brilliant artisans at Bad Dragon. If you’re a fan of all things oral, you’re sure to love it. Winston is an expert at cunnilingus and knows how to make you writhe in pleasure.

It has a lifelike texture and some intense curves that make it perfect for g-spot and p-spot stimulation. The base is probably this dildo’s best feature, though. The lifelike tongue protrudes from what looks like a real wide-open dragon jaw, complete with nostrils and everything.

It’s super realistic – stick it on a wall with the suction cup and back up onto that thing, and you’ll feel like you’re being eaten out for real.

Use this dildo on the outside of your body like a real tongue to stimulate your clit or slide it deep inside – it’s up to you.

9. Archer

Next up, we have Archer. This is one of Bad Dragon’s most subtle products. They’re usually known for their distinct, outlandish shapes, textures, and colors, but Archer is downright ordinary looking.

It’s modeled after the real thing and looks like a human penis with life-like subtle veins and a super-smooth, thick shaft that glides in nicely. At the base, you’ll find a pair of dangling testicles that give a nice slap.

It provides a very realistic sensation that makes it a great starter dildo for anyone who’s just starting to delve into fantasy dildos.

If it’s not exciting enough for you, consider getting it in a larger size. With or without pronounced textures, in XL size, this dildo is sure to feel fantastic and will really fill you up.

10. Orochi

Last but not least, let me introduce you to Japanese dragon Orochi (full name: Orochi the Kaiju). Isn’t this thing just a work of art? Orochi is, in my opinion, Bad Dragon’s coolest looking product, and an incredible spectacle to behold.

The thick, ribbed, twisting head curves around to the alien-looking shaft that winds down to the sturdy base. There are lots of pronounced veins and scale-like textures that run up and down to provide a super tactile experience. The ribbed bends and curves make for an incredible, unpredictable, exciting journey and feel truly unique.

Because the textures are so outlandish, it takes a while to get used to, and I probably wouldn’t recommend it for beginners. That being said, if you feel like trying something brand new and exciting, give it a shot – it’ll be a unique experience.

Note: These 10 products are some of our favorites, but they’re not the only great Bad Dragon products out there. If you don’t think any of the above is the right choice for you, check out their online shop to explore all your other options.

How to Use a Bad Dragon Dildo

Once you’ve got your new Bad Dragon dildo, you’ll probably be itching to give it a whirl. Here’s some advice on how to use it safely and get the most out of it.

Grab some lube

Whenever you’re using any kind of dildo, it’s important to use lube. This is especially important if you’re using a very large dildo, or if you’re using it anally.

Apply plenty of toy-safe lube directly onto your dildo, and to your anus in the case of anal penetration. The more lube, the better, so throw lots of it on there and don’t rub it in – leave it in a thick layer. If you’re using your dildo for deep play, consider using a lube shooter to apply it deeper inside.

You might need to reapply the lube before you’re finished if it dries up, so keep the tub close by.

Get in position

There are plenty of positions you can use your dildo in, choose one that works for you. You might want to lie down on your back, face down, or stand it up straight and ride it.

If you want to go hands-free, you can also stick it on the shower wall or any other surface as long as it comes with a suction cup.

Start slow (& small)

Many Bad Dragon dildos get wider as they go towards the base, so start small and don’t try to take it all the way in straight away. Once the tip’s in, go slow and cautiously until you feel comfortable taking the whole length.

Get the most out of the shape

While regular, human-shaped dildos are pretty self-explanatory, Bad Dragon dildos are a whole different ball game. Some of the more eccentric products, like the Ika, aren’t even remotely human and have textures and shapes that might be completely new to you.

Use those curves, ridges, and unusual textures to your advantage to stimulate your g-spot or prostate for added pleasure.

Experiment with different rhythms and angles

Bad Dragon dildos are great for experimenting with different rhythms and angles. Rather than just moving it in and out, try rocking it back and forth and angling it in different ways to hit those pleasure spots. Change up the pace and see what works best for you.

What Lube Should I Use?

All Bad Dragon dildos are made using platinum-cured silicone, and silicone reacts with itself. The upshot of this is that you shouldn’t use silicone-based lubes with Bad Dragon dildos. If you do, you risk reducing your beautiful, expensive dragon dildo to a misshapen mess. This is also a health hazard, as damaged dildos can harbor bacteria in the cracks.

Instead, it’s best to use either water or oil-based lubes that are toy friendly. For the latter type, I’d recommend the Please gel lubricant. It’s one of the best water-based lubes on the market, is super thick, skin-friendly, and works a treat.

If you plan on using a cumtube with your toy, your best option is probably the company’s own Cumlube. Cumlube doubles up both as lube and as fake sperm as it has the right kind of consistency (i.e., stringy and sticky) to simulate ejaculation convincingly.

If you plan on using your lube anally, you’ll probably want to use your own lube designed specifically for anal penetration, as these kinds of lubes tend to be thicker and longer-lasting. This is especially important if you’re using a large or XL model. The larger the toy, the more important it is to keep things wet so it can glide in smoothly without causing any tears.

Dildo Care & Maintenance

Bad Dragon dildos are pretty durable, but they’re not completely invincible. If you want your dildo to last, you still need to take good care of them. Here are some care and maintenance tips that you need to know:

  • Take care not to cut or bite your dildo, and avoid abrasion with rough surfaces, as this risks tearing the silicone.
  • Silicone is incompatible with all other types of silicone – not just lubes. Don’t allow your dildo to come into contact with any other silicone-based products, like other sex toys.
  • Bad Dragon dildos can also be sensitive to other, cheaper sex toy materials, like Vinyl. Store your dildo away separately from other toys to avoid this.
  • Clean your dildo thoroughly before and after use in order to prevent bacteria from building up on the surface. You can clean it with soap and warm water or, to save time, run it through the dishwasher.
  • We recommend giving it a deep clean once in a while with a 10% bleach-water solution for around an hour. Make sure to thoroughly rinse it off afterward and then to let it dry before using it.
  • Store your dildo in a safe place, such as in a ziplock bag. Make sure it’s somewhere non-abrasive and away from hazards such as spills.
  • If you’re using a cumtubed toy, it’s very important to clean the tube out thoroughly. Never let any type of lube congeal or dry out inside the tube or toy and flush it out with warm, soapy water after each use. You can also use a 10% bleach-water solution and then rinse thoroughly for a more thorough clean.

Final Thoughts

That concludes our complete guide to Bad Dragon Dildos. Which one do you want to try? Let us know in the comments!

If you’re interested in learning more about sex toys, how to get better in the bedroom, or the secrets to great sex, make sure you check out some of our other articles too.

Enjoy your new toy!

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2 thoughts on “Bad Dragon Dildos: The Ultimate Guide (& Product Reviews)”

  1. Wow, these look awesome! I never knew dildos like this existed. Me and my GF are big fans of all thing fantasy and mythical. I may have to buy her one of these 🙂

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  2. I have only recently come across Bad Dragon and am thoroughly OBSESSED! I just ordered the most popular men’s masturbation sleeve, reading soon after that they have a tendency to absorb liquid over time due to the porousness of the imitation skin, which apparently Bad Dragon toys are less susceptible to. But the most appealing aspect for me, is that their toys, for the most part, are not trying to imitate human anatomy. Because I’m not trying to replace something, I’m looking for something new!

    Unfortunately for us latecomers to Bad Dragon, they have all but ceased production during the Coronavirus pandemic, thus requiring us to wait until the coast is clear. So while I’m glad there is an imitation orifice on its way to commemorate Masturbation Month, I will be looking forward to an upgrade in one of Bad Dragon’s anime-inspired sleeves, fur, scales, strange entries and all.

    I’m also very intrigued by Wilson’s Tongue, which I expect to do a fine job at not only licking my perineum and scrotum, but penetrating my ass with its delightfully curved tongue. This again is very inviting, as penises other than my own don’t do much for me. But a monster’s tongue, I’ll take it!

    But wait, what about their wearable sheaths! Bad Dragon allows people with penises to transform their member into that of a dragon’s or monster, with bumps and lumps and added girth! Some designs allow for the gland major to stick out the end, so stimulation shouldn’t be diminished too much. The insides of these sleeves are also textured, but as the sleeve is held in place by a stretchable ring that holds your testicles, I imagine there’s little movement within the sleeve. Unfortunately for me, my partner is far less enthusiastic about toys than myself, and not likely to enjoy the added girth of these sleeves (not to mention the odd visual effect of putting that strange dragon’s penis inside).

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