Pocket Pussies: Everything You Need to Know

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Ever get fed up of fapping?

Me neither.

Besides being free, safe, and fun, masturbation is a scientifically proven way of experiencing the strongest, most powerful orgasms possible!

But jacking off with your hand – crazy good though it is – doesn’t give you the all-around stimulation of real sex, and it can be good to shake things up from time to time. That’s why in today’s post, I want to talk about pocket pussies – artificial vaginas that straddle the line between masturbation and sex and make fapping feel insanely pleasurable!

In this guide, I’ll tell you everything you need to know about pocket pussies and show you exactly how to choose one, how to get the most out of it, and the BEST positions to try for maximum enjoyment.

I’ll teach you how to get the tightest, most intense experience from a pocket vagina every time so that you blow your load again and again! Stick around, and I’ll show you where to buy pocket vaginas and even teach you how to make your own!

So, if you’re ready to…

  • Discover the BEST pocket pussies that will make your cock explode with pleasure!
  • Enjoy some of the strongest, most mind-blowing orgasms you’ve EVER experienced!
  • Increase your sexual stamina so that you can fuck harder and last longer than ever before…

Then keep reading, because you’re going to learn all that and more today at Love Nest!

What are pocket pussies?

If you’ve never heard of pocket pussies before, you’re in for a real treat! Pocket pussies, otherwise known as pocket vaginas or artificial vaginas, are masturbation tools for men, and they’re AWESOME!

Pocket pussies differ from other types of sex toys such as masturbation sleeves and strokers in that one end resembles a female vulva, complete with erotic details such as inner and outer labia, and a clitoral hood! Inside, you’ll find a lusciously detailed vaginal canal that will tease your shaft until your eyes roll back in your head, and you blow your load!

Men have been looking for creative alternatives to their hands since time immemorial, but it wasn’t until the 1960s when sex shops were legalized in the U.S. that sex toys such as fake vaginas became legal to own. Throughout the 1990s, the internet revolutionized attitudes towards male masturbation, and soon fake pussies became as easy to order as pizzas.

Although early models weren’t terribly realistic or stimulating, sex toy manufacturers began experimenting with new materials such as latex rubber, silicone, and thermoplastics. Sensing a need for a realistic, convenient, and discreet fake vagina, Steve Shubin set about developing a lifelike pussy-shaped masturbation sleeve housed within a plastic case resembling a flashlight and, in 1995, the Fleshlight® was born.

Since then, a huge variety of pocket pussies have entered the market in a seemingly infinite array of shapes, colors, and functions, with some even modeled after real porn star’s vaginas! Pocket vaginas are compact and highly convenient, giving them a huge advantage over blow-up and silicone sex dolls, and making them a firm favorite for men everywhere who like to fake-fuck!

Types of pocket pussies explained

Many people use the brand name ‘Fleshlight®’ to refer to any type of pocket vagina, but there are actually many types of fake vaginas to choose from! In this section, I’ll show you exactly what they are!

Tenga Eggs

If you’re looking for discreet, hands-free fun on a budget, Tenga Eggs may be just what you’re looking for! Although lacking the detail of other pocket pussies, Tenga eggs feel great when lubed up and stroked over the head and shaft of your dick!

Masturbation sleeves

Striking a balance between economy and realism, masturbation sleeves are the most popular type of pocket vagina. They resemble a vulva at one end and feature a delightfully ribbed and textured interior to stroke and stimulate your dick! Some sleeves are open at just one end, while some are double-ended with a vulva at one end and a mouth at the other – just in case you can’t decide! To use one, you simply lube them up, stick your dick in and start stroking!

Even the world-renowned Fleshlights® are essentially masturbation sleeves within a rigid case, and some Fleshlight owners looking for a new experience occasionally remove the sleeve for some caseless fun!

While the most economical sleeve-type pocket vaginas can be bought for just a few dollars, at the other end of the scale California-based sex doll company RealDoll® sell ultra-realistic $300 vaginal stimulators – similar to the inserts used in their $6,000 sex dolls – as stand-alone masturbators that feel just like the real thing!

Onaholes

Onaholes are squishy, ultra-realistic, Japanese masturbation sleeves that are only open at one end. This means that they form a tight seal around your dick, ensuring lube and cum doesn’t leak out.

This also means they can form a good vacuum seal; simply squeeze the air out before sliding your cock in, and your cock will experience the exquisite sensation of being sucked inside! Some Onaholes resemble just the vulva, while others resemble miniaturized female bodies complete with fully formed breasts!

Cup masturbators

Many people say ‘Fleshlight®’ when they mean pocket pussy, but what they’re really talking about is a cup masturbator! This type of pocket vagina features a vulva-shaped masturbation sleeve within a hard plastic cup or exterior case.

Cup masturbators provide a number of advantages over other types of pocket vaginas, such as:

  • A unique ‘sucking’ sensation due to the air rushing into and out of the cup that you don’t always get when using a sleeve on its own!
  • Easy-grip and improved control when thrusting!
  • A discreet appearance (such as a flashlight, hence the name ‘Fleshlight®’) that looks innocuous at first glance.
  • An external barrier to catch any overspill.
  • A secure, dust-free storage container for when the sleeve isn’t in use.

The sleeves inside cup masturbators feel just like a real vagina – especially when you warm them up and apply plenty of water-based lube! Some cup masturbators even come with built-in vibrators for added stimulation, and can be conveniently charged via a USB port!

While cheaper cup masturbators come with one sleeve, the advantage of buying a pricier brand-name model such as a Fleshlight® is that they come with two or three interchangeable sleeves or let you order more, depending on your preferences. This means you can use the same case and attachments with different sleeves to completely change the experience!

For example, Fleshlight® sells a tightly ribbed sleeve as part of its ‘stamina training kit’ that helps men who suffer from performance-related issues such as premature ejaculation.

Hands-free pocket vaginas

Sleeves and cup masturbators are great for jacking off, but if you want to take fapping to a whole other level, hands-free is the way to go! A hands-free pocket pussy is a type of cup masturbator with a short arm and a suction cup attached. This lets you mount the pussy to a suitable surface such as a tiled wall (in the shower) or a mirror (in the bedroom) and enjoy a variety of standing, crouching, and kneeling sex positions!

Some male masturbators come with a free suction cup mount, while others – such as the Fleshlight® – sell mounting kits as an optional extra. For example, Fleshlight fans need to shell out for the Fleshlight® Shower Mount kit to enjoy some in-shower action!

There is also a range of even more durable covered mounts designed to hold Fleshlights® and other pocket vaginas, opening up a whole range of exciting positions such as missionary and doggy style!

Automatic pocket pussies

If you’re looking to take your pleasure up a notch, the ULTIMATE experience is an automatic pocket pussy! Auto pocket vaginas are like cup masturbators on steroids; they use a special internal motor and pulley system to deliver an intense motorized up and down stroking movement that will drive your cock WILD!

Although there are tons of cheap, battery-powered auto pocket vaginas on the market, most of them are total junk because they don’t have enough POWER. One of the best models – and frankly, the only one worth bothering with – is the Autoblow 2®, a mains-powered blowjob machine that does all the hard work for you!

If you want to get bogged down in semantics, then yes, the Autoblow is a blowjob machine and not a pocket vagina, but hear me out; the Autoblow uses interchangeable sleeves and is compatible with RealDoll’s range of insanely realistic vaginal stimulators. If you’re looking for the ultimate experience, the Autoblow/RealDoll combo is without equal!

If you’re a Fleshlight® fan, the Fleshlight Launch will make your automatic pocket vagina fantasies come true!

Top benefits of pocket vaginas

Pocket pussies come in an almost limitless number of shapes, sizes, and varieties, so if you’re looking for a break from using your hands, there are three unbeatable benefits you should know about!

Variety

The overall BEST reason to try a pocket vagina is the chance to try a new sensation! If you’ve never tried a fake vagina before, you won’t BELIEVE how incredible the soft material feels around your dick, and you’ll wonder why you never tried one before!

A common mistake that most guys make is thinking that having great sex is natural. It isn’t. We naturally have mediocre sex, and the good parts come from masturbation, staying curious, and expanding our understanding of sexuality – all of which a pocket vagina can help you with!

So whether you want to experience what it’s like to fuck your favorite porn star or want to enjoy the thrill of dipping your cock in a tight, Onahole vagina, a pocket pussy will make your dick light up with new textures and sensations until you literally EXPLODE with pleasure!

Sexual stamina

Pocket vaginas are incredible for building up sexual stamina and can help you last longer in bed if you use them regularly. If you suffer from a medical condition such as premature ejaculation, a ‘stamina training’ sleeve from Fleshlight can help you last longer than ever! Using a pocket vagina in a thrusting position will also give you a great workout and help keep you in the game and ready for whenever the real thing becomes available!

Increased pleasure

Studies have shown that masturbation-induced orgasms are just as strong and powerful as those experienced during sex! A pocket vagina ramps up the sexual pleasure even further, exciting your dick in ways you never even believed possible!

The top 5 pocket vaginas reviewed

Pocket pussies come in a myriad of shapes and sizes, all at different price points and with a wide range of functions. To help you cut through the hype, here are my picks for the top five on the market today!

1. The Spinner by Tenga

The Tenga Spinner is a great entry-level male masturbator because it’s small, discreet, and has a cool spinning action as you jerk it up and down your shaft! It costs around $30 and comes in three different models, each with its own unique internal texture!

Small enough to hide just about anywhere, you can take a Spinner with you wherever you go in its discreet salt-shaker sized storage case. But don’t let its small size fool you – the Tenga Spinner stretches to almost any sized penis from three to 11 inches and up to six inches in girth!

2. The Space Capsule by Leten

The Leten Space Capsule male masturbator features a cool, flip-open design that makes applying lube an absolute cinch! The internal texture feels amazing and can fit penises up to seven inches long and almost six inches around!

As the Space capsule is double-ended, you won’t bottom out even if you have a super-long dick as you can simply jerk right through! You’ll love the pressure buttons that let you tighten it up on your penis as you fap. Its innovative clam-shell design makes this one of the easiest pocket vaginas to clean!

3. The Meiki Zhang Xiao Yu male masturbator by NPG

Modeled on the pussy of one of Asia’s top porn stars, Zhang Xiao Yu, this is one of the most realistic pocket vaginas money can buy and comes with a price tag to match! Multiple layers of different density material make this pussy as close to the real thing as possible.

The internal shaft has a realistic, gradual S-shaped curve, giving your dick an extremely intense ride! Capped at a seven-inch depth, it is perfect for average penis sizes and sits perfectly in one hand as you stroke.

The only downside is that the soft and delicate material that gives this artificial vagina its realism is also extremely delicate. This means you have to be especially careful when cleaning and handling it!

​4. The Riley Reid Utopia by Fleshlight

If you’ve ever fantasized about leaping into bed with a top porn star, this pocket rocket from Fleshlight will answer all your prayers! The temperature-responsive ‘SuperSkin’ internal sleeve was cast from Riley Ried’s body, giving you the ultimate in twisty, sensual realism as you plunge your dick into its unique pockets of pleasure!

The Utopia’s incredible coiled and ribber interior guarantees you a wet and wild time with a generous about of water-based lube. The optional Fleshlight® Shower Mount (not included) lets you easily mount this pocket vagina on any tiled or glass surface for some sexy hands-free thrusting action that will leave you breathless!

5. Cyberskin Stealth Dual Ended Stroker

If you can’t decide between fucking a pussy or a mouth, the Stealth Dual Ended Stroker is the perfect pocket pussy for you and my overall choice for the best pocket pussy! Featuring a tight pussy at one end and a set of sensual lips at the other, the Stealth has a deliciously twisty interior that will drive your cock to distraction again and again!

Made from Cyberskin’s unique temperature-responsive material, this eight-inch long stroker even comes with its own suction cup mount for hands-free shower fun! The vaginal entrance gives you a delightfully ridged texture while the lips end will give your cock the suction it craves!

How to use a pocket vagina

Now that we’ve looked at the BEST pocket pussies on the market right now, the obvious question is, “How do you use a pocket pussy?” Fortunately, it’s fairly straightforward, and in this section, I’ll show you how!

Step 1. Clean it

I recommend washing your pocket vagina before EVERY use, no matter whether it’s broken in or fresh out of the packaging. This will get rid of any dirt, dust, or contaminants that may have entered during transit or storage.

Even if you cleaned your pocket vagina thoroughly after the last use, there’s still a chance that you didn’t dry it properly, leading mold to form. Hot water and soap are all you need, but I recommend using a special antibacterial sex toy cleaner, such as Fleshlight’s Fleshwash.

Step 2. Warm it up!

One of the advantages of spending a little more on a brand-name like a CyberSkin or a Fleshlight is that they are made from luscious, temperature-responsive material that you can warm up before you start thrusting! Simply remove the cap, remove the sleeve and soak it in warm water or run warm water through the middle for about five minutes until it feels like warm flesh. Then reinsert it, and you’re good to go!

Some pocket pussies come with a free USB-powered warming rod, while other models – like the Fleshlight – sell warming rods as optional extras. Alternatively, you can use an electric blanket on a low setting to gently warm your pussy before use.

Step 3. Apply water-based lube

Using lube with a pocket vagina is essential, and your best option is to use plenty of water-based lube. This makes the internal ridges and bumps feel toe-curlingly awesome and will ensure your cock has an awesome time!

Step 4. Wear a condom

While you can go condom-free, I strongly recommend wearing a condom every time you use a pocket vagina; the internal cavities feature ridges and bumps that can easily trap and harbor dirt and bacteria, even if you use an antibacterial cleaner.

Using a condom eliminates the risk of getting a bacterial infection, and it’s also good practice for when you do have sex! Choose an ultra-thin condom such as Durex Fetherlite to ensure you feel ALL the benefits!

Step 5. Choose your position!

The last step is to choose a suitable position! The elongated part of a Fleshlight-style cup masturbator is for you or your partner to grip as you stroke it up and down your shaft. However, there are dozens of other ways to use a pocket vagina, and I’ll share my best sex positions for them below!

Choosing the best lube

Besides the type of pocket vagina you buy, one of the biggest factors in your experience is the type of lube you use. Water-based lube is ideal as it’s easy to apply, quick to clean up, and won’t stain. It’s also safe for ANY material, so you can use it on any artificial vagina without worrying about it damaging the material.

Most pocket vagina companies produce their own water-based lube for use with their own products, such as Fleshlight’s Fleshlube, but feel free to use any water-based lube you want!

Another popular option is silicone-based lube. This is much longer-lasting than water-based lube, and a little goes a long way. As it isn’t water-soluble, silicone lube doesn’t dry or ‘gum up’ as water-based lube does, and it won’t wash away if you’re enjoying some hot and steamy pocket pussy action in the shower!

As well as being hypoallergenic, silicone lube is 100-percent safe to use with latex, and most types of safer sex materials commonly used to make pocket vaginas such as silicone, nitrile, polyurethane. However, you can’t use it with cheaper pocket vaginas made from TPR or TPE (Thermoplastic Rubber or Thermoplastic Elastomer) as it will cause surface degradation and discoloration, leading to bacterial infections and a rougher experience! Ouch!

You may have heard or read that silicone lube reacts badly with silicone sex toys, but this isn’t true. The reason for this myth is that low-quality sex toys labeled as silicone actually contain cheaper substitutes such as TPR or TPE. If you buy a 100-percent medical-grade silicone pocket vagina, you should be absolutely fine using silicone-based lube.

The two main drawbacks of using silicone lube are that it’s relatively expensive and that it can stain fabric and clothing.

Top 5 sex positions for pocket pussies

Do you think that pocket pussies are just for fapping? Think again. Because they come in so many forms and with so many functions, they lend themselves to imaginative use. So, no matter what your kink, a pocket rocket will be able to satisfy your fantasy! Here are my top five favorite sex positions for pocket pussies that you can try TONIGHT…and satisfy your inner desires!

1. The Fire Hydrant

Technique: Stand in a place of your choosing with your legs shoulder-width apart. Hold your pocket vagina in one hand and thrust your shaft into it. Begin stroking the pussy along your shaft using a variety of movements and pressures until you EXPLODE!

Advantages

  • The Fire Hydrant is incredibly versatile; you can do it whenever the mood takes you, wherever that may be! It’s also great if you want to use a pocket vagina during partnered play, with your partner in a kneeling blowjob position.
  • You can easily tighten or loosen your grip to increase or decrease the pressure and pleasure – some pocket vaginas like the Lenten Space capsule have special buttons along the shaft for this very purpose!

Disadvantage

  • This position feels much more like fapping than fucking, so to get a more sex-like thrusting action, try using a shower mount with your pocket vagina (included with the Cyberskin Stealth and an optional extra for the Fleshlight) for some hands-free fun!

2. The Whisper

Technique: Lie down with your back against a pillow in a half-sitting position. Keep your legs straight and spread them wide apart, before thrusting your cock into a lubed-up pocket vagina. Use a variety of strokes, pressures, and twisting motions until you are completely satisfied!

Advantages

  • This relaxing position lets you drive yourself crazy while fantasizing or watching porn. You can easily experiment with a wide range of pressures and techniques.
  • If you own a Fleshlight, you can buy a cool device called a LaunchPAD that holds your iPad and your Fleshlight, letting you pleasure yourself while video chatting with your other half or enjoying your favorite porn!

Disadvantage

  • This position can seem more like jacking off than actually having sex. If you own an automatic pocket vagina such as an Autoblow, or a Fleshlight Launch, the Whisperer is one of the BEST positions to experiment with!

3. Doggy style

Technique: If you have a standard bed setup with a box spring and mattress, you can wedge your pocket vagina between the top of the base and the underside of your mattress for some hands-free doggy-style thrusting action!

Push your dick into the pussy, take a firm grip of your mattress, and start pounding away! If your bed is on casters, you may need to lock them (if they have locking buttons) or wedge them, so you don’t have to start chasing your pussy!

Advantages:

  • Fucking your pocket vagina doggy style feels similar to having sex; the downwards pressure of the mattress feels AMAZING on your dick! If you are using a sleeve-type pocket vagina (or a Fleshlight taken out of the plastic case), you’ll have to be careful not to use too much pressure!
  • You can experiment with putting the pocket vagina in different positions to create pressure on different parts of your dick. Making it stick out will put the pressure on the deepest part as you thrust in while putting the head of the pussy under the edge of the mattress will make the opening exquisitely tight!

Disadvantages

  • This position is best with a cup masturbator that can catch any overspray to save your boxspring and bed from becoming wet or stained!
  • Kneeling on a hard floor will prove too painful to last – use a pillow or small cushions to save your knees!
  • Depending on your height and the height of the bed, you may struggle to get a good angle. If your bed style doesn’t accommodate this move, you can replicate it by wedging your pocket vagina between a pile of pillows on top of your bed, or between your sofa cushions, if that’s an option. If you have a suction cup mount, you may be able to stick the pussy against a smooth door or mirror and try thrusting that way.

4. Horizon

Technique: Depending on the type of pocket vagina you have, you can either wedge it between a pile of pillows or use the suction cup to attach it to a nearby wall. Lie on the floor or your bed, and position the pocket vagina against an adjacent surface. Push your dick into the lubed-up pussy and begin thrusting away!

Advantages

  • As a form of spooning, the Horizon position is gentle and relaxing, helping you focus on the pleasure of the pocket vagina and become lost in the moment until you climax!
  • This position is great for leisurely watching porn or fantasizing while you thrust! It’s also great for partnered sex if you want to use a pocket vagina for mutual masturbation.

Disadvantage

  • This position can be tough to pull off if you wedge the pussy between pillows. It’s best to use a hard surface like a wall.

5. Bulldog

Technique: Take a small box or stool and position your pocket vagina in a 30-degree angle using the suction cup, mimicking the position of a woman’s pussy during doggy style sex. Straddle the box and crouch down until you can penetrate the pocket vagina. Once inside, rock forward, support your weight on your hands, and start thrusting until you climax!

Advantages

  • The Bulldog is amazing for deep, pussy-thrusting action that will make you feel as though you’re fucking a real woman! Watching POV porn on a tablet while you do this will make you lose your mind with pleasure!
  • This position is far more comfortable than kneeling and thrusting forwards, and it also gives you a great workout – perfect for maintaining your physical stamina when you’re not having sex!
  • Of all the positions on this list, the Bulldog most closely replicates real sex – you’ll find it easy to forget that you’re just fucking a pocket vagina!

Disadvantages

  • If you lack hip and leg strength, this isn’t the position for you. Try an easier variation such as kneeling doggy style instead.
  • Finding the perfect height can take trial and error. You may need to experiment with a range of boxes or stools until you find the perfect one! Totally worth it, though!

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How to clean and store a pocket vagina

After blowing your load once – or multiple times! – it’s time for the all-important task of cleaning your pocket pussy! Here’s what to do.

Rinse with warm water

You can clean most pockets pussies by simply rinsing them under a tap or in the shower with plenty of warm water and a little soap. I recommend using an antibacterial sex toy cleaner such as Fleshlight’s Fleshwash to kill as much bacteria as possible, especially in the internal nooks and crannies that you can’t effectively reach.

  • Clam-shaped pocket vaginas like the Leten Space Capsule are the easiest to clean as they open right up!
  • For pussies that are open at both ends (such as the Cyberskin Stealth) you can simply run warm water from one end to the other.
  • If you’re using a cup masturbator like a Fleshlight, you’ll want to remove the inner sleeve and clean both the inner and outer parts thoroughly.
  • Cleaning Onaholes is slightly more involved as they are typically only open at one end. You can buy special cleaning kits with ridged sponges that help you get right inside. Some closed pocket pussies come with disposable douches letting you spray warm water inside.

Dry thoroughly

Once the pocket vagina is clean, you’ll want to dry it thoroughly as excess moisture may cause mold to form during storage. Shake and squeeze as much water out as you can and put a wad of absorbent kitchen roll over the entrance to soak up as much moisture as possible. Some pocket pussies and Onaholes can be turned inside out to dry, but this can cause damage to smaller, single layer pussies, so take care!

Remember: Mold may cause a penile bacterial infection (which is why I recommend always using a condom), so I advise storing your pocket vagina vertically with a wad of tissue over the opening so that trapped moisture drains out. Better still, use a special quick-drying stick (designed for Onaholes) to speed up the process.

If your pussy gets moldy, don’t panic! You can remove mold by filling the pussy with vinegar and letting it sit for an hour or by using a special antibacterial sex toy spray!

Storage tips

To prolong the life of your pocket vagina, you can use cornstarch, or a special renewing powder (such as the Fleshlight Renewer powder) to keep your pussy looking and feeling fresh and new for as long as possible. This power absorbs any remaining moisture and keeps the pussy soft and smooth for its next outing. Be sure to store your pussy in a cool, dry place until your next adventure!

Where to buy

Pocket pussies are widely available and can be bought from any sex store. Brand name pocket pussies like CyberSkin and Fleshlight are easy to buy from major retailers like Amazon, while cheaper, generic alternatives can be purchased from Chinese websites such as Aliexpress. So, what do you need to look out for?

Shipping times

If you are buying online, check the shipping times before you place your order. Many online sex toy stores use a technique called ‘dropshipping’ which is where they don’t hold inventory and instead have their supplier (usually based in China) ship products directly to their customer’s address.

You may think that you are buying from a store in your home country but are then faced with an excessively long wait. If you’re prepared to wait a long time to receive your pocket vagina, cut out the middle man and order one yourself from a site like Aliexpress, saving yourself a ton of money in the process.

Fake reviews

When buying pocket vaginas online, fake reviews are a real problem. If you buy from Amazon, you can look for Amazon Verified Purchase reviews, which means that the person writing the review actually purchased the product and didn’t get a huge discount. But fake reviews still exist on Amazon, as they do on all websites, so take everything you read with a pinch of salt and read a number of reviews before making a decision. Reviews with photos can be especially helpful!

Fake product details

The third thing to watch out for is prices that are too low to be true! If you’re buying a cheap and cheerful pocket vagina from somewhere like Aliexpress that costs just a few dollars with free shipping, you can’t expect to get a premium silicone pussy, no matter what the product description says!

The most economical pocket vaginas are made from TPR or TPE, so if you see an especially cheap pocket pussy claiming to be silicone, it likely has a fair about of TPR or TPE mixed in. Read reviews and look at pictures uploaded by customers to see whether the delivered product matches the product details in the description.

How to make a DIY pocket vagina

No pocket pussy? No problem! As promised, here’s my complete guide to making your own DIY pocket pussy for pennies on the dollar. While there are many ways to make a fake vagina, my go-to method requires nothing more than one latex glove.

Step 1. Take one latex glove and tie off the pinky and thumb fingers.

Step 2. Turn the glove inside out so that three fingers (the index, middle, and ring fingers) are hanging down.

Step 3. Inflate the glove and pass the middle finger through the glove’s wrist hole.

Step 4. Gather the wrist (and middle finger) and tie it into a knot.

Step 5. Cut the tip off one of the two remaining fingers (the index or ring finger) and use this as a tube to inflate the glove.

Step 6. Without letting out any air, wrap both fingers around the bulge and tie them together, so they create a sexy ‘butt.’

Step 7. Apply a little water-based lube to the entrance, and you have yourself a great pocket vagina on the cheap! Simply deflate and trash it when you’re done – no clean up required!

Conclusion

If you’ve never tried a pocket vagina before, you won’t believe how badly you’ve been missing out! Pocket pussies are cheap, safe, fun, and give you toe-curling, back-arching orgasms any time, any place without the risk of unwanted pregnancy or STIs – what’s not to love?

Whether you choose one of the pussies on my list (or make your own using a glove!), I guarantee that you’ll never think of fapping in the same way ever again!

Be sure to let me know in the comments what worked for you!

Good luck!

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  1. I like how the Spinner by Tenga is so discreet, doesn’t even look like a sex toy. Would be tempted to give that one a try. Great article!

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